It's a wonderful lake. A great lake — one of the best. Beautiful water. Tremendous water.
But it's not Canada's lake. It's ours.
They called it Lake Ontario for years. Years!

Nobody knows why. Very weak name. We looked at it and said, we can do better.

So welcome to Lake America.

Uncle Sam is out there doing what Americans do best: drinking a beer, flying across the water on a log, and having an absolutely tremendous time while Canada looks on in total disbelief.
The beaver? Shocked. Very upset. Probably writing a strongly worded letter as we speak.

Make Lakes Great Again. Wear it to the lake. Wear it to the cookout. Wear it anywhere people still appreciate winning, cold beer, and geography with more confidence. 

100% cotton. Machine wash cold.